"No one gets excited with vegetarian food."
"The fried tofu and the wheat gluten don't energize you the way meat does. When you eat it, you feel depressed."
lol
Matter of fact

I always look forward to eating "Luchi" (A type of flatbread which is fluffy because its fried in oil) with "Niramish" ( A Vegitarian dish, the name literaly means "No-protein" in Bengali). So the "No one gets excited with vegetarian food" statement is funny to me lol.

Gotta love how they diss vegetarian food.
The only way to make something without meat taste good is to put something like meat in.